so long and thanks for all the fish
hey i'm marie she/her
church god bless
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scamdal:

you want more aus? i’ll give you more aus

  • met standing in the reallllllly long queue for the dressing rooms au
  • lifeguards at a summer camp au
  • you’ve been playing guitar in the hall of the hotel since three in the morning and i came down to tell you to shut the fuck up au
  • the 5 cent hug for charity you offered me on the street really brought out our amazing chemistry au
  • awkward teenage spin the bottle/seven minutes in heaven au
  • dungeons and dragons au

brodingershat:

princelingmeow:

curiouslyhigh:

pogryzc:

kimbus-thewhitelion:

shellielli:

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

Mine is  H O OTT. I cannot stop laughing at this. 

B, my name is one fucking letter now.

O.

My name is O.

GTO

DM MD
oh. WELL THEN.

BOW.

BOW TO ME?

i literally have no name. god damn

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

For one person to be in both groups…could be a coincidence.

rainbow-heichou:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me

here’s a better depiction 

try this, actually

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you think you’re gonna win this

Oh I don’t think. I know

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petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever

unrepentantwarriorpriest:

2dmirage:

True story.

As it should be.

grubsnuggle:

thebrickcave:

sixpenceee:

space-transgressor:

mopedsandbullshit:

blacksupervillain:

piccolowasablackman:

sixpenceee:

A reservoir of water three times the volume of all the oceans has been discovered deep beneath the Earth’s surface. The finding could help explain where Earth’s seas came from.

The water is hidden inside a blue rock that lies 700 kilometres underground in the mantle, the layer of hot rock between Earth’s surface and its core.

Some geologists think water arrived in comets as they struck planets, but the new discovery supports an alternative idea that the ocean oozed out of Earth’s interior layer.

SOURCE

OH MY GODDDDDDD -NERDS OUT-

That’s where the lizard people live

Watch

mind blown

WHAT THE FUCK

I just wanna point something out.

You know how you always see those pictures of the strange types of fish that live in the deep, deep sea?

like this one

or this one

and this one

If any and if possible imagine what the fish look like in the DEEP, DEEP sea. 

I’m smelling a million dollar creepy story. 

That smells awful… fishy

it begins 

canna-bish:

Thank you so fucking much.

centuriess:

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Track: The D Club
Artist: Arin Hanson

sharky-bandit:

actualleighdanielavidan:

jaltoid:

pearljammin:

I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS WHAT THE FUCK ARIN HOLY SHIT I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING I ALMOST FUCKING CHOKED

HELP

HELP

HELHPP

HHLEPPLP

mmmm never forget this. never let this die. in 80 years when arin is on his death bed, let him remember the d club

I do not care if you arent into game grumps. Please listen to this.

I just love though, dan’s muffled laughter as he leaves the room to ask arin’s wife about him having totally-not-gay gay actions and comes back into the room screaming “oh my god” its beautiful really

skrelp:

but do you ever just suddenly remember you can just

do things?

like you can just climb on your roof and stand there, you can go walk to a school and talk to the first person there about anything 

you can drive to the grand canyon by yourself for no reason

thats weird

somehownatural:

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